Friday, August 14, 2009
Charles thought of the week......
Thought For The Week: "Clunker what???"
1. Guys if you ever get a chance to go on a road trip with Rich W, you will have a good time...He always has a lot to talk about....I just went on a trip with him, but the constant "passing of gas" was over the top... I finally had to ask him to drive with the windows down...Rich shrugged it off and said oh its just "clunker gas"...and totally harmless
2. If you wake up next to you girlfriend/wife with a handful of her hair, thats a "clunker weave"
3. If you go to Olive Garden and your wife's hair falls into the salad, thats a "clunker weave"
4. If you go on a blindate and you smell chicken before she arrives ??, then she weighs 300 pounds, get away from there !!!!! before you get trapped, thats a "clunker date"
5. If you get a hold a bad batch of burritos, eat them and then have to use the bathroom over "big mike's" house...and once you use his bathroom then all 5 toilets stop up...before big mike goes for his "guns" explained to him that "clunkers" occur naturally in your body and you have no control over them..(besides the pipes in his toilets are undersized anyway)
6. not everybody in Congress likes the clunker cash program:
Congressman Jeb Hensarling of Athens Tx, said:
“Recently, one of the largest poultry producers in America — Pilgrim’s Pride, just a few miles outside of my congressional district — had to declare Chapter 11. Maybe we should have a 'Cash for Cluckers' program and pay people to eat chicken?” Hensarling asked.
7. Guys I am onboard with cash for cluckers program, right now if i did not eat chicken for breakfast(don't knock it till you tried it), lunch and supper, both Pilgrims Pride and Tyson would be out of business...I am keeping them afloat thru these hard times
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Hey Kinfolks! Camp Carter YMCA July 25,2009
Hope you all are getting ready for the ‘Big' family gathering !!
Remember it's July 25th and this year it’s at Camp Carter YMCA located in Ft. Worth. Below is a list of all the activities to be enjoyed -
> Horseback riding
> Canoeing
> Basketball, Football and Soccer> Fishing (catch and release)
> Nature trails> Picnic area
> Swimming pool
> Archery
So remember, July 25. 2OO9 Camp Carter
62OO Sand Spring Ft. Worth, TX 76114
(817) 738-9241 (Directions included)
Come one and all and have a 'great' time !!
Love Ya! Yolanda
To back archery range
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To Alton Trail
Nature Preserve
Send Springs
Caretraker-s Horn*
Recreatio Hall
To Equestrian Center
Directions to Camp Carter
Directions to Camp Carter YMCA
6200 Sand Springs RoadFort Worth, Texas 76114817-738-9241
From South IH-35: Take I-30 West. Take 183 North (exit 7B). Sign says 183/341 NAS FW JRB/Green Oaks. Follow signs to 183 North. Ridgemar Mall will be on your right. Go 3.5 miles to Robert’s Cut-off. (note: road changes to 183 East). Look for CVS and Bank of America on Right, Taco Bell on left. Turn left on Robert’s Cut-off (sign is very small). Turn left on Meandering Road, Qwik-way shop is at corner. Travel 1.5 miles, road forks. Take fork to right. Go across river, past Burger’s Lake, follow road around to end. Turn right into camp gate.
From IH 30: Follow directions above.
From North IH-35: Exit 820 West. Take Jacksboro Hwy / 199 East exit (exit 10A). Follow signs to Hwy 199 East. Will loop back under 820. Turn right at first light - Robert’s Cut-off. Continue 2.5 miles on Robert’s Cut-off (through neighborhood.) Pass elementary school and post office on left. Turn right on Meandering Road (Qwik-Way shop on right). Continue 1.5 miles, road forks. Take fork to right. Go across river, past Burger’s Lake, follow road around to end. Turn right into Camp Carter.
From Loop 820: Follow directions above. Just make sure you are traveling EAST on Hwy 199. (NOTE: some internet maps will try to take you through NAS base.)
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