Friday, August 14, 2009
Charles thought of the week......
Thought For The Week: "Clunker what???"
1. Guys if you ever get a chance to go on a road trip with Rich W, you will have a good time...He always has a lot to talk about....I just went on a trip with him, but the constant "passing of gas" was over the top... I finally had to ask him to drive with the windows down...Rich shrugged it off and said oh its just "clunker gas"...and totally harmless
2. If you wake up next to you girlfriend/wife with a handful of her hair, thats a "clunker weave"
3. If you go to Olive Garden and your wife's hair falls into the salad, thats a "clunker weave"
4. If you go on a blindate and you smell chicken before she arrives ??, then she weighs 300 pounds, get away from there !!!!! before you get trapped, thats a "clunker date"
5. If you get a hold a bad batch of burritos, eat them and then have to use the bathroom over "big mike's" house...and once you use his bathroom then all 5 toilets stop up...before big mike goes for his "guns" explained to him that "clunkers" occur naturally in your body and you have no control over them..(besides the pipes in his toilets are undersized anyway)
6. not everybody in Congress likes the clunker cash program:
Congressman Jeb Hensarling of Athens Tx, said:
“Recently, one of the largest poultry producers in America — Pilgrim’s Pride, just a few miles outside of my congressional district — had to declare Chapter 11. Maybe we should have a 'Cash for Cluckers' program and pay people to eat chicken?” Hensarling asked.
7. Guys I am onboard with cash for cluckers program, right now if i did not eat chicken for breakfast(don't knock it till you tried it), lunch and supper, both Pilgrims Pride and Tyson would be out of business...I am keeping them afloat thru these hard times
